The judge entered in lavish blue-velvet robes. “Sit the fuck down,” he said to the courtroom and sat placing his swollen bare feet up on the podium. “What’da think we otta do with this prick for the shit he pulled?” He asked the jury.
A lady stood and handed the pages of the verdict to the magistrate. “Us, the fucking jury, think we gotta fry this cocksucker’s ass.”
The accused ashamedly stared at his feet. “You’re fucked.” The judge said, giving him the final verdict. “Whaddya think shithead?”
He attempted to look in the judges eyes. “First, my sincerest condolences…”
Honourable Mention: Best Potty Mouth