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#HumpdayChallenge Week 7

The Pink Warrior’s Former Muse
The prestigious Woody Award sat proudly on the mantle above his granite fireplace. It had no subtle fallacy to it; it was a giant hard cock with two ball-sacs and an inscription reading:
Byron Studebrand
Longest Lasting Erection
PINK WARRIOR 13
He was proud of the award; there was no Viagra in 1989, just a mastery of the line between cumming and going limp. Now, he couldn’t remember what an erection felt like, never mind warm sand between his toes. Twenty-years was long enough. He rolled to his balcony, smoked one last cigarette and hoisted himself over, free at last.

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