Oh give me a home
Where the beers not all foam
and the rye and the rum flow all day
(All the day)
The waitress looks good
And you’d fall if you stood
And my vision is cloudy always
Home, home at the bar
Where the toilets aren’t all that far
(All that far)
Where never is heard
A word that’s not slurred
And I can’t find the keys to my car
I came to this place
When I fell on my face
And immediately felt right at home
(Yes he’s home)
I ordered a drink
They didn’t give me no stink
And everyone left me alone
Home, home at the bar
Where the toilets aren’t all that far
(All that far)
Where never is heard
A word that’s not slurred
And I can’t find the keys to my car
Now that I’m here
Drinking this beer
I figured I’d end up this way
(Yeah he did)
Drinking alone
No real place to call home
Drowning in my own dismay
Home, home at the bar
Where the toilets aren’t all that far
(All that far)
Where never is heard
A word that’s not slurred
And I can’t find the keys to my car
If the sea was rye whisky
And I was a duck
I’d dive to the bottom and never come up
But the sea’s not rye whisky
And I ain’t no duck
So I’ll stay right here what the…
Home, home at the bar
(Everybody)
Where the toilets aren’t all that far
(No they’re not)
Where never is heard
A word that’s not slurred
(Don’t let him leave in his car!)
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